What do you say to an ape who calls you on the phone? Who-rang-utang?

What did the banana say to the orangutan? Nothing, bananas don't talk!

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

What's the first thing an ape learns in school? The ape b c's!

What's a monkey's favourite type of computer? An Ape-le mac!